I now understand the disdain for the C4 Corvette completely!

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty)
06/07/2014 at 18:57 • Filed to: In bowling green kentucky corvette build you

It was part of the communist agenda. Corvette? More like Soviette! At least thanks to the torque, it's not Stalin. So much for "all-american sports car."

DISCUSSION (16)

Roberto G. > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 19:13

What the ( bonk.. bonk... bonkbonk... aaah! ) is this ( mmmmmmm...mmmm... splash! aaah! )?

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Roberto G.
06/07/2014 at 19:17

Unadulterated Marxist unit system. Just horrifying that the commies infiltrated something so murica. I say bring on the nukes, but stay damned far away from the Corvette!

Roberto G. > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 19:26

That's European, not communist. And Russian Marxism doesn't exist anymore... it was longtime replaced by the Russian Mafia.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Roberto G.
06/07/2014 at 19:27

It's just a bit of satirical humor regarding rednecks and how they thought that every european/progressive/secular influence had to do with communism. PLEASE don't take this post seriously!

Roberto G. > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 19:31

LOL.

The Transporter > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 19:42

Soviet spies seem to love GM products. Coincidence? I think not.

Kinja'd!!!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > The Transporter
06/07/2014 at 19:53

In VA (Check)

Chevy Sports Car with L98 (Check)

Not someone who would drive an 80s Chevy despite having one and living in VA (Check)

I AM A SOVIET SPY WITHOUT KNOWING IT! :0

Birddog > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 19:57

Grab your forks and torches men! The target has been set..

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Birddog
06/07/2014 at 19:59

Das vidania, cruel world! The imperialists have discovered me!

The Transporter > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 20:43

Was your dad a travel agent in Alexandria during the 80s?

(This is a reference to the show The Americans. I'm constantly forgetting that I'm literally the only person on the planet that watches that show.)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > The Transporter
06/07/2014 at 20:48

Haha no, but he taught at some yuppie high school in Alexandria during that time, where there were some wealthy Russians most likely! I've seen one episode of the show, but I really want to see the whole thing. I've heard it's awesome.

The Transporter > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 20:50

I think it is, anyway. There's also some interesting 80's car porn as well. (see pic above)

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > The Transporter
06/07/2014 at 20:54

I don't know what I'd be more surprised by: Soviet spies living near me or a nice 3rd gen F-body! I heard about the show when I was reading an article about how there's some throwback to a Miami Vice scene in the series premier, so I am really tempted to watch it

The Transporter > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
06/07/2014 at 21:12

It's a really great series and I'm surprised it doesn't get more press. Whoever is writing the scripts really did their homework on the subject.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Roberto G.
06/08/2014 at 09:44

Is that a "LOL" of scorn or mirth, my European friend?

SheerHippo > Roberto G.
06/08/2014 at 13:19

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